两对半 正片

类型：剧情  地区：中国大陆  年份：1986 

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剧情介绍

两对半，讲述早年，由(🐽)于(yú )(🥇)农村经济水平低，乡间(jiān )劣风陋(lòu )习盛行(háng )，家住(🎺)穷乡僻壤的杨大妈和吴(wú )老三(sān )两位(🥩)老人(😧)定下"君子协(xié )定"，杨(yáng )大妈(mā )的(de )儿子金贵、(👁)女(nǚ )儿桃叶与(🥄)吴(🛹)老三的儿子(🕌)成(chéng )林、女儿秋梅"捉对儿(ér )换(huàn )婚"，两(liǎng )家(jiā )的儿女们(🥁)知(zhī )道后(hòu )，有苦(kǔ )说不出(chū )。眼下，世道变了，政策暖(📙)人心，家家都(🤠)富起来(🙄)了(㊙)，杨大妈(💪)和吴老(⏰)三更(🍄)是喜(xǐ )上眉(méi )梢，寻思着(zhe )(🕙)尽早了却这(⛳)桩(zhuāng )心事。正在这时，秋梅(⚾)姑娘提(👣)出退(tuì )婚，拒绝这(zhè )桩(zhuāng )没有(yǒu )爱(ài )(👊)情(🛎)的婚姻，这(zhè )下可(➡)急煞吴(wú )(🌹)老三，尽管(guǎn )他(tā )一世精明，可对闺女(nǚ )(😝)的任(rèn )性，却(què )束手(🈺)无策，只(zhī )好(hǎo )硬着头皮(pí )，忐忑不(🔷)安(👵)地来到杨(yáng )家。话(huà )(🔞)没说(🚲)完，杨大妈早已怒不(🖍)可遏(è )，不仅婚没退(tuì )成，反而蒙受一场耻辱。杨大妈(mā )声(shēng )明如果秋梅不嫁给她(tā )儿(ér )子金贵(guì )，吴老三的儿(ér )子(💁)也不能(néng )娶走她的女(🔬)儿，这可真让(🚪)吴老(🐱)三犯难了(😲)。成林和桃(💨)叶虽说(shuō )由老人(🕵)做主换亲，可这(🔍)几年(🍉)两人早已心心相印。现在(zài )他们得(dé )知可能婚变(biàn )，便来了个"先斩后奏"，二(🌽)人(rén )(👅)悄悄(🎇)地(🎆)领(lǐng )了结婚(hūn )(🔰)证，杨(yáng )大妈知道(dào )后可就火大了。吴秋梅... (展开全部) 　　两对半，讲述早年，由于农村(🤜)经济水(🚝)平低(📌)，乡间劣风(fēng )陋习盛行，家住穷乡僻壤的(de )杨大妈和吴老三(🛹)两(liǎng )位(💴)老(lǎo )人定(🏇)下"君子协(🔪)定(🧜)"，杨大(😣)妈的(de )儿子金贵、女儿桃叶与(🏉)吴(wú )老(🐼)三(🈁)的(⏲)儿子成林、女(🛴)儿秋梅(méi )(👪)"捉对儿换婚(hūn )"，两家的儿女们知道后，有苦(kǔ )说不出。眼(🎓)下，世(shì )道变(❤)了，政(zhèng )策暖人心(xīn )，家(👷)家都(dōu )富(👯)起来了(le )，杨(yáng )大(♟)妈和吴老三更是喜(xǐ )上眉梢，寻思着(zhe )尽早了却这桩心事。正在这时，秋(qiū )梅姑娘提出退(tuì )婚(hūn )(🐉)，拒(jù )绝这桩没(🍉)有爱情的(de )婚姻，这下可急煞吴老三(🤯)，尽管他一(🔐)世精明(míng )，可对闺(guī )(🕗)女(📣)的(♊)任(🌓)性，却束(🍮)手无策(cè )，只好(hǎo )(🙂)硬(yìng )着头(🕐)皮，忐(tǎn )忑不安地来到杨(⛵)家。话(🤼)没(méi )说(shuō )(🏣)完，杨大(😣)妈(📸)早已怒(🚥)不可遏，不(🏞)仅(📴)婚没退成(chéng )，反而蒙受一场(chǎng )耻(⏹)辱。杨大(dà )(🐞)妈(mā )(♎)声明如果(❇)秋梅(⏬)不嫁给她儿子金贵，吴老三(🖍)的儿子也(yě )(🚟)不能(néng )娶(qǔ )走她的(♊)女儿，这(🍩)可真(🎮)让吴老三(sān )犯(🈵)难了。成(🐞)林和桃叶虽说由老人做主换亲，可这几年两人早已心心相印。现在他们得知可能(🍼)婚变，便来了个"先斩后(🕶)奏"，二(🛀)人悄悄(qiāo )地领了(le )结(🏵)婚证，杨大妈知(zhī )道后可(💡)就火大了。吴秋(qiū )梅(🔜)发现(🎎)，杨金贵所以(yǐ )不爱她(tā )，是另有心(xīn )上人，是邻村的一个百里挑一(yī )的(🐛)好姑娘，叫王春兰，她心(👣)灵手巧，和金(jīn )贵(😼)十(🐌)分般(bān )配(🌔)。秋(qiū )梅屏弃陈(🕜)腐观念(🀄)，成人(📞)之美，主动(dòng )为他们出谋(móu )划策。杨(⏱)大妈(😂)不同意(yì )秋(🎻)梅退(🗄)亲(🤕)，她干脆将计就计，喜(xǐ )庆(🧐)的婚礼上(shàng )(💙)，突然冒(mào )出来(lái )另一位(👨)新娘(niáng )，秋梅向大(dà )家讲明原由后，杨(yáng )大(👂)妈瞠目结舌(shé )，众人(rén )笑语(yǔ )欢声。两对青年的婚事(🈳)都有了(🍭)圆满(🍰)的结局，唯有秋(qiū )梅还(🦔)是单身一(yī )人，但她对生活(♊)、对明天充满希(xī )(😽)望。昨天(🔦)的毕竟(jìng )(♎)已过去，今天的已经到(dào )来。

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